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Funniest religious questions ever:

Thu Nov 5, 2009, 11:23 PM
I was reading a religious conversation on a site (cuz that stuff is interesting) and came across a person who was obviously making jabs at religion, but in the funniest way ever.

His funny questions:
1) China has over 300 million inhabitants. Under 2% of them believe in god. Is hell full of chinese people?

2) The Jews aren't evangelized, do you go to hell for being a jew? That's... kind of anti-semitic, isn't it?


XDDD and then someone basically replied, "They got their chance, Jesus being Jew and all, and they screwed up." Then, the original person replies:

So... From then on, all the jews went to hell... I'm not even gonna go into how politically incorrect, if not just plain anti-semitic that is. Still, we've got a hell filled with chinese and jews so far. Next question:

1) Ghandi! He was a hindu and later a christian anarchist. Is ghandi in hell? (i'd really fancy talking to that dude, if he's down there i gotta go out and kill some kittens to make sure i'll meet him)


XDDDD I adore people like this, people who can keep their cool and still get a point across XD

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Not the kittens!

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Yup, is he a comedian?
He should be, but I'll feel sorry for the kittens though :meow:

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Sweetie, Hell is China. XDDD

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wow. aint hell the box of toys that god threw away? or you can go with the 9 circles of hell, equality for every poor bastard with a sin (which would be everyone apparently)

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