XDDD Fuunniest/wrong movie > <
(is the hangover, but still this is pretty funny too)

Tonight, because I didn't want to go to sleep, I got my dad to put on a Korean movie so my parents and I could watch.

Well, he picked out a random movie that was about a corrupt cab driver (who's really funny.)

What he does is since he's so lazy, he gets his customers to drive the cab to wherever they want to go, and in exchange, he cuts ten dollars off their fee.

Well, there's this one bit, where it goes kinda like this...

Customer: What kind of cab driver makes his customers drive the cab?

Driver: What choo gonna do about it?

Customer: I should report you to your company.

Driver: But you won't.

Customer:... If you come watch a movie with me at my place, I won't tell. And, i'll even give you ten bucks. (btw, this customer's a guy)

Driver: .. I smell something fishy... That's probably my lunch. Sure, why not?

*change scene to customer's apartment*

Driver: So... Now what?

Customer: Let me go change into something comfier. Wanna candy?

Driver: Sure. *takes*

Customer: *comes out of closet wearing red speedos and bandaids over his nipples*

Driver: WTF?

Customer: This is actually really comfortable. Wanna try?

Driver: God, no, wtf?

Customer: Alright. Let's watch this movie!

Driver:....

Customer:....

Driver:... WTF, man, this is 도색!!

XDDD Now, at this point, I have no idea wtf 도색 is. So, turn around and say,

Me: Momma, what's that?

Mom: .....

Me: Mom, what is it?

Mom:... *ahem*

Me: ... Dad, what is that?

Dad: *leans over to switch scene really quick on the movie.*

Me: WTF IS IT?

Mom:... *RED* ... Poruno...

Me: Whut?

Mom: ... Pr0n

Me: ... ..... ...............LMAO

So that was funny..

Anyways, on with the movie!

Driver: WTF, man, why'd you bring me here?

Customer: *reaching over to the driver* Come on, man, this is hawt!

Driver: 0__0 *punches customer* You freakin pervert!

Customer: AHH! AH!

Driver: .. wtf?

Customer: I-if you're going to hit me... *hands the driver a BDSM whip*

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oomigosh it was hilarious.
Of course, the driver hightails it outta there
My dad was gone by this point, but my mom and i were falling over outselves laughing our arses off XD