There's this old Korean song that, roughly translated, is basically a guy describing the kind of girl he likes

like

The kind that eats but never ever grows fat
The kind that cooks well and makes fried rice
That's the kind of girl I like

And then, at the end, after the guy is finished describing his ideal girl, a girl comes up and says

The kind of guy that suits the girl you're talking about...
That's the kind of guy I like

XD

People spend so much time describing their ideal parter, they forget that their 'ideal partner' is looking for their ideal, too.

I was reading a religious conversation on a site (cuz that stuff is interesting) and came across a person who was obviously making jabs at religion, but in the funniest way ever.

His funny questions:
1) China has over 300 million inhabitants. Under 2% of them believe in god. Is hell full of chinese people?

2) The Jews aren't evangelized, do you go to hell for being a jew? That's... kind of anti-semitic, isn't it?

XDDD and then someone basically replied, "They got their chance, Jesus being Jew and all, and they screwed up." Then, the original person replies:

So... From then on, all the jews went to hell... I'm not even gonna go into how politically incorrect, if not just plain anti-semitic that is. Still, we've got a hell filled with chinese and jews so far. Next question:

1) Ghandi! He was a hindu and later a christian anarchist. Is ghandi in hell? (i'd really fancy talking to that dude, if he's down there i gotta go out and kill some kittens to make sure i'll meet him)


XDDDD I adore people like this, people who can keep their cool and still get a point across XD

... set your own grammar straight!

'omg this is one of the most dumbest thing to be a fan of omg get tha grammar right if your going to talk proper'

I spot... six spelling and grammatical issues, excluding the 'omg's.

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Lol, I'm so biased. I was just reading an urban dictionary entry about England vs. America. There's some English woman ranting and raving about how England and America need to get along better (oh, and America, you're too full of yourself, get over it.)

And while I was reading this, I received the impression, an impression not present before, that England really does still resent America. .__. Way to say counterproductive.

I don't hate England. I don't hate America. I'm just being biased when I say, Fanny does not mean vagina, and napkin does not mean maxipad. We wouldn't be living in the wilderness, completely helpless, if it weren't for England; that's why we had a revolution, and are still reasonably okay in economy.

What I do hate is, English people bashing on Americans. And I'm saying I'm very, very biased, when I say, I don't mind when Americans bash on England. .___. We call it Soccer. Deal with it.


[link] <= people bashing on eachother for being from different countries.